But he did cause a HUGE stink in my hometown. Came to Colbert County in Alabama and tried to get the town leaders to change the pronunciation to Col-bear (from Call-bert). Also was a SCANDAL at Ivy Green, home of Helen Keller. I, of course, thought it all highly amusing. Tried to get the county of my birth across the river to change ITS name from Laderdale to Neilandale some years before…so I relate completely… My flask is almost empty to I’m about to head OUT! This Southerner can’t be in a park without a Mint Julep. Period. But great picnic, Mr. Trunchpole? Could one of those cute Scots see me to my home?
