Welcome. We only have this park for a few hours so hurry up and pour yourself a scotch.
So many dang Brits here, thought I’d remind y’all who WON that particular war. Also, didn’t think I’d really get the chance to wear ‘em again ‘til next July 4. One of the other guests just threw a beer bottle at my head (Guinness, it seems) so guess the slacks aren’t the hit I THOUGHT they’d be.
