July 2010
143 posts
Fire Marshall "Doug" says:
The party’s over.
Is that a fire dancer?
Umm… We specifically didn’t hire a fire dancer for the picnic because the fire marshall warned us of an elevated chance of brush-fires today.
If you brought the fire dancer, will you kindly ask him to leave, or put out his fire-dancing balls?
An exciting announcement from Cornelius Trunchpole
It would appear that my return to the world of advertising has not gone unnoticed. You see, the good people at HBO (or is it NBC? I’m not sure. Anyway, I digress…) have taken it upon themselves to make a documentary about my life and advertising career.
(I suspect it is something of an attempt to set the record straight after my scandalous omission from that diabolical piece of...
Sorry, I’m out of here. I don’t hang with gliders.
Right on time!
Just don’t drink the scotch in the kiddy pool.
Am I too late?
Wait.
How long has Cornelius been watching the party from behind the tree?
Pablo!
When do we get to whack Pablo the Pinata?
NOT Steven Colbert!
But he did cause a HUGE stink in my hometown. Came to Colbert County in Alabama and tried to get the town leaders to change the pronunciation to Col-bear (from Call-bert). Also was a SCANDAL at Ivy Green, home of Helen Keller. I, of course, thought it all highly amusing. Tried to get the county of my birth across the river to change ITS name from Laderdale to Neilandale some years before…so...
It's only 2PM in LA
That’s one more hour of picnicking. Therefore; I will gladly pour another scotch into this flower vase.
yummm…gurgle gurgle gurgle
The proper way to say thanks for the scotch
Is that Steven Colbert?
I didn’t know he was coming. Awesome!
It was a glorious affair! I regret I shan’t be able to remain long enough for the hazings. Regards to all!! Huzzah!
Can someone give this lad a hand?? I found him in...
johnnie
no more naked slip and slide for me thank you. i had no idea it takes this long for pubic hair to grow back, and my nipple will never return.
Sully McKourmicstien says:
And now we will play our latest single, ”dueling bagpipes” over and over again for the following 30 minutes.
Medic!
Sully McKourmicstien says:
Actually, we know another song.
That one during the battle scene of the movie Braveheart.
Raise your glass
And allow us if you please, a celtic moment with this Welsh Toast: Iechyd da. Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod! (for those whoneed a translation, it means: my hovercraft is full of eels.)
It appears these pipers only know one song.
They do play it well though
bottoms up!
sully
I snuck out of a meeting and i’ve only got 20 minutes. Where’s the scotch?
Cornelius Says:
The band has arrived. They should be starting shortly.
Pass me the Ben Nevis.
Perhaps we should all take an afternoon nap under...
Is that a sycamore?
Branden Kramer
Anyone up for some naked slip ‘n slide?
I must say,
The hound dog adds a lovely taste to the scotch in the kiddy pool… as long as you don’t mind the occasional hair.
Looks like you'll need a new receptionist, Corny.
It appears the hang gliders have had a bit too...
Cornelius Says:
Will the owner of that hound dog please remove him from our Scotch-filled kiddy pool?
Is this still going on? I had a damn meeting.
That pinata must die
If only I could feel my hands
Beautiful day for some spending some time outdoors, drinking scotch into the wee hours of the morning and pitching a tent.
Just like AICP!
Plenty of booze but no food! I’m about to pass out or make a White Castle run! Even the pinata is filled with airplane sized bottles of Ben Nevis! Why did you put Matt Miller in charge of catering!?!?!!?
these damn geese are getting out of control!!!...
ummm...
did anyone bring kool-aid?
Cornelius Says:
Igor has stolen a hang-glider and is caught in an updraft!!!
Horseback rides??!? This picnic truly has it all!
uh-oh
where are my pantaloons?
I don’t understand what she’s supposed to post either. But I’m sure it’s just our need to understand that’s the problem. Scotch, please.
What a great event! Is this the new guy in...
Alright, Who brought the live geese?
I shouldn't have drank all that Ouzo!
What is a weenie? Is that American for a sausage? I don’t want to embarrass myself.
what a lovely pinata!
what a lovely pinata!